“it was like trying to fuck a leg”

i was so into studying until my mother came home and said that i could order in some pizza. now i’m so into pizza.

i was so into studying until my mother came home and said that i could order in some pizza. now i’m so into pizza.

OK, I know it’s a song, but seriously, what IS love?
— drunken dmcs.
he still clicked follow though.

he still clicked follow though.

the fact i only wear blazers now keeps me running with classy new fancy friends.so over heroin chic.

the fact i only wear blazers now keeps me running with classy new fancy friends.so over heroin chic.

hey, can someone remind me if eminem lyrics come up in the orals?
cause i’m so getting an A+ at this rate.

hey, can someone remind me if eminem lyrics come up in the orals?

cause i’m so getting an A+ at this rate.

obv missing their nerd glasses. never gonna get into the waterford hipster scene without ‘em.

obv missing their nerd glasses. never gonna get into the waterford hipster scene without ‘em.

Reblogged from meepmeep
YOU ONCE CUT A HOLE IN THE EYE OF RICKY MARTINS PICTURE AND PUT YOUR DICK IN IT SO YOU COULD IMAGINE FUCKING HIS THOUGHTS
sundays spent productively.

sundays spent productively.

Reblogged from Animals and Monsters