October 2009
1 post
“it was like trying to fuck a leg”
September 2009
12 posts
“OK, I know it’s a song, but seriously, what IS love?”
– drunken dmcs.
“YOU ONCE CUT A HOLE IN THE EYE OF RICKY MARTINS PICTURE AND PUT YOUR DICK IN IT...”
BUMMER CENTRAL
At 00.00 i got excited because it was officially the weekend. 40 minutes later i realise i had totally forgotten i have school in the morning anyway :(
August 2009
51 posts
i have the sickest headache, sore throat, have been up since 6.00, in school all afternoon, my hair is frizzy from the rain, i cut myself shaving maybe 30 times. all and all, there is no denying i look like absolute shit.
so, who wants to bang me?
NOTE:
Dear lurkers/ghosts/kidnappers,
You guys are making so much noise downstairs and it’s totally bugging me out. Why do you never let me enjoy nights when I’m home alone? All I want to do is watch seinfeld reruns, without bugging out every ten seconds. Give a girl a break!
Lv, HMCP
xox
FEARS
1.ghosts.
2. kidnapping.
3.high school shooters.
4.hearing a voice in the white noise off tellevisions when they are set on AV.
ATTEMPTED GRAND THEFT AUTO.
just one of the things i could have been arrested for last night.
“boys just come and go like seasons!”
– the bible.
my boyz.
Sasha: I just did a line of MGMT
Shane: Did you get that Electric Feel?
NEW INTERNET MOTTO.
if its not a GIF, i’m not interested.
Dating Advice From Short Sleeve Shirt W/ Pocket...
Alvy Singer: Hey listen, gimme a kiss.
Annie Hall: Really?
Alvy Singer: Yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right, and then there's gonna be all that tension, we've never kissed before and I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now and get it over with, and then we'll go eat. We'll digest our food better.
“you’re pushing my boobs into my back!”
– overheard hefty sex quotes
"if i'm not blogging, i'm probz banging."
FACT #3
nachos are a balanced breakfast.
FACT #2
there is something fundamentally wrong with eye fucking your bus driver in hope of a free fare.
FACT #1
normal people don’t cry at big brother.
txts frm creepy texaco bf
text #2:
“i am very much want to our date on friday. do you have a flat lone?”
text #4:
“your age is extra good. have you been thought?”
eh what like?
um i’m so getting raped and i haven’t even stopped replying because life is lonely in dublin.
